oh baby. let's sit back, put on the hi-fi, and soak in a hot bath of some kind of dense beefy gravy, together.
i love you.
8.01.2009
7.23.2009
Twinkie Pinkie
imagine my surprise! that's much more filling than i bargained for. i guess i shouldn't complain. it is a collectors item after all.
7.17.2009
7.09.2009
7.05.2009
Dinty. Moore. Dinty Moore.
In that town, everybody has a can in the cupboard. I guarantee it. It's probably a matter of civic pride.
7.03.2009
Steve Vai had a lot of us fooled
it only makes sense! why the hell did i not notice this before? no one else would have a custom tri-neck guitar made, unless they had illicitly procured a additional appendage accomplice.
Mmmmm. You love the opaque glaze fluid
You fuckers would eat this shit for Lunch and Dinner.
Ever eaten La Choy? Ethiopians wouldn't eat that shit.
Ever eaten La Choy? Ethiopians wouldn't eat that shit.
5.24.2009
5.22.2009
Good people don't flip off the elderly unprovoked.
i really did this. for like a month, at stoplights or on the highway. i remember honking at cars full of old people, and when they'd look over, BOINK! they'd get the bird, usually bobbing up and down like a sewing machine. i really got a kick out of the confusion/terror. i am a bad person.
So, Swayze is not feeling well huh?
oh, who am i kidding? You rule, Swayze! don't die! take some vitamins or eat some zinc or something. You're like a big brother to me, protecting us all from the asshole socs and the invading Russians when our mountain town is under siege. i know you'll find a way to contact me after you die... just be gentle with me as i make my pottery.
5.21.2009
Yea for burping!
few things feel as good, as solid, and as rewarding as a coke-generated superburp. "Belch" barely describes the long, acidic, hot, gurgly burp i get from these. Yeah coke!
3.04.2009
2.28.2009
2.24.2009
2.20.2009
what was i supposed to do?
this was a lot more than once. they blame me, but I blame the damn airport food, starbucks, stupid early morning, and the change in air pressure.
2.19.2009
Friends Are Stupid [Redux]
2.18.2009
2.17.2009
Mr. Bad Decisions #2
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