Good people don't flip off the elderly unprovoked.

 

i really did this. for like a month, at stoplights or on the highway. i remember honking at cars full of old people, and when they'd look over, BOINK! they'd get the bird, usually bobbing up and down like a sewing machine. i really got a kick out of the confusion/terror. i am a bad person.

So, Swayze is not feeling well huh?

 

oh, who am i kidding? You rule, Swayze! don't die! take some vitamins or eat some zinc or something. You're like a big brother to me, protecting us all from the asshole socs and the invading Russians when our mountain town is under siege. i know you'll find a way to contact me after you die... just be gentle with me as i make my pottery.

Yea for burping!

few things feel as good, as solid, and as rewarding as a coke-generated superburp. "Belch" barely describes the long, acidic, hot, gurgly burp i get from these. Yeah coke!