what was i supposed to do?

this was a lot more than once. they blame me, but I blame the damn airport food, starbucks, stupid early morning, and the change in air pressure.

Friends Are Stupid [Redux]

It's not like they're the ones who arrowed your dome, but they could help with that burning, pointy, bleedy-feeling you've got in the back of your head. Dicks.

Mr. Bad Decisions #4

The only person dumber than him is his dumb as hell wife. He knows this.

Mr. Bad Decisions #3

It's too late, man. You can stop trying to q-tip the germs out of your dickhole now.

It's 2009 and Everybody is Equal!

Open-handed, not fist-clinched, and not above the chest. That's assault, baby. 

Mr. Bad Decisions #2

This guy will never see a green light in his entire life. That's why he's the dick who clogs up every intersection he meets.

Mr. Bad Decisions #1

Everybody knows this guy even though none of us ever wanted to know him.

three meals in a row will KILL YOU> it killed me.

mmm yes. gonna enjoy this.