factual accounts of the truth are sad...

I guess i can't deny it. maybe the fact that i haven't had sex as long as The Governator has been in office is no mere coincidence.

Stupid cats 2

true story

it's all about being consistent

it's much easier if you stick to a ritual. fortunately, i have no choice in the matter.

too good to be true

everything else at every other store anywhere is a ripoff

Secret Fact #2

Sounds like something you'd like

i'm not gonna get all philosophical explaining this one. that was supposed to be Bruce Lee with a kung-fu hand, but, uh, my pen had been drinking.

Secret Fact #1

It's a little-known fact among Celtic occultasizers, but it's true:

chekkie's first post!

it's my first post! i drew a few things last night that i'll share. i don't want to jinx myself or anything, but i think it's probably the best artwork you'll ever see before you die. Here.