R.M.T.S.L.P. -- by Chekkie!

Yeah, there's some iffy stuff in there. Just use your imaginatronifier...

Marriage is Not for Pussies

 

although, i'm having fun, for most people, this deal is a loser from the get go. it's a wonder anyone survives 5 years. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

 

I'm not real proud of this one. Although "Black Pearl" and "Pirates" could be construed a number of different ways. I don't even know what kind of sick deal #2 is. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

 

several of my personal favorites here. 16 candles is really for the imaginative readers only.  

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

you think #2 is involves roofies?

you nasty hags

 

one of the grossest things in the world, if you ask me. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

this is my favorite word game. got any others you've thought of?

i about spewed my coffee when the thought came to me as i handed "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" to my kid last week.

Problems: Everybody's got them, Part 4

is the problem the habitual tardiness? or the reality that i will not change it, ever? or the pride i feel for bucking the system?

uhh, what?

do not deny the truth

peeyoo!

Dinty Moore Beef Stew, in a can, baby

Gentlemen know to share the credit

hardy har har.

Dietary observation

Puntastic

Helpful Hints #1

I mean, you could try to take 65% of everyone's money and call it a "Supplemental Monarchy Fee", but I bet someone would get pissed eventually.

Seedy Web Comic Fact:

When you find a head in an alley, it's best to not wonder about the torso. Just move on.

Stupid cats 7

i guess my sweet cats make me forgetful. or forgiveful.

Another epic fail, NBC!

Seriously? Synchronized diving and water polo all day?

Strange Chekkie Facts:

It's true. I use the blackest magick to accomplish questionable goals.

Stupid cats 6

i mean, which is it... open or closed, dammit?

i'm sure they'd just had too much to drink

i took this picture through his window with my camera phone

Stupid cats 5

Really? smelly kids bother you?

this girl doesnt even HAVE kids. besides, kids can't smell that much after recess, not enough that you're scarred for life and have to tell everyone.

Stupid Cats 4

more true stories of my idiot cats