so annoying

 

and thanks to unique ring tones, everyone knows what i'm doing.

that settles it

i have caller ID, but i answer anyway.

you should've heard the habanero salsa one. made my sphincter burn just hearing about it.

welcome, thelostogle readers

come on, you know this has to be true some of the time.

Stupid cats 8

Stupid cats 9

 

first class, all the way

i saw this with my own eyes

it's mean, i tell ya

i was totally traumatized by this

The New Ultimate Power in the Universe

 

you should quake in your boots, people. let's get ready to rumble, indeed.

Helpful Hints #2

I found this out the hard way. That night, I also found out the hard way that monsters still really scare me.

Seedy Web Comic Fact:

It's not like they would really enjoy playing Zorro, though. They don't have a mask or a cape or anything.

Chekkie Peterstain - Life Coach

Another one of my questionable decisions that should help teach someone a lesson. The lesson is: I don't know what the hell was in that box, but it felt incredible.

Chekkie Peterstain - Life Coach

I thought a surprise serenade in the park would impress chicks too, but you have to sort of plan on impressing at least one homicidal transvestite. So watch out.

Technological Threat #7: The "About Me" Section

I mean, how good is too good to be true? Some girls really do "enjoy sports, comedy, video games, cheap booze, doing nothing all day, and giving no-obligation beejays"......right??

R.M.T.S.L.P. -- by Chekkie!

Yeah, there's some iffy stuff in there. Just use your imaginatronifier...

Marriage is Not for Pussies

 

although, i'm having fun, for most people, this deal is a loser from the get go. it's a wonder anyone survives 5 years. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

 

I'm not real proud of this one. Although "Black Pearl" and "Pirates" could be construed a number of different ways. I don't even know what kind of sick deal #2 is. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

 

several of my personal favorites here. 16 candles is really for the imaginative readers only.  

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

you think #2 is involves roofies?

you nasty hags

 

one of the grossest things in the world, if you ask me. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

this is my favorite word game. got any others you've thought of?

i about spewed my coffee when the thought came to me as i handed "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" to my kid last week.

Problems: Everybody's got them, Part 4

is the problem the habitual tardiness? or the reality that i will not change it, ever? or the pride i feel for bucking the system?

uhh, what?

do not deny the truth

peeyoo!