you should quake in your boots, people. let's get ready to rumble, indeed.
1.17.2009
1.08.2009
Helpful Hints #2
I found this out the hard way. That night, I also found out the hard way that monsters still really scare me.
1.06.2009
Seedy Web Comic Fact:
It's not like they would really enjoy playing Zorro, though. They don't have a mask or a cape or anything.
Chekkie Peterstain - Life Coach
Another one of my questionable decisions that should help teach someone a lesson. The lesson is: I don't know what the hell was in that box, but it felt incredible.
Chekkie Peterstain - Life Coach
I thought a surprise serenade in the park would impress chicks too, but you have to sort of plan on impressing at least one homicidal transvestite. So watch out.
11.26.2008
Technological Threat #7: The "About Me" Section
I mean, how good is too good to be true? Some girls really do "enjoy sports, comedy, video games, cheap booze, doing nothing all day, and giving no-obligation beejays"......right??
R.M.T.S.L.P. -- by Chekkie!
Yeah, there's some iffy stuff in there. Just use your imaginatronifier...
11.19.2008
Marriage is Not for Pussies
although, i'm having fun, for most people, this deal is a loser from the get go. it's a wonder anyone survives 5 years.
Real Movies That Sound Like Porn
I'm not real proud of this one. Although "Black Pearl" and "Pirates" could be construed a number of different ways. I don't even know what kind of sick deal #2 is.
11.18.2008
Real Movies That Sound Like Porn
several of my personal favorites here. 16 candles is really for the imaginative readers only.
11.17.2008
9.17.2008
Real Movies That Sound Like Porn
this is my favorite word game. got any others you've thought of?
i about spewed my coffee when the thought came to me as i handed "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" to my kid last week.
9.14.2008
Problems: Everybody's got them, Part 4
is the problem the habitual tardiness? or the reality that i will not change it, ever? or the pride i feel for bucking the system?
9.12.2008
9.10.2008
8.30.2008
8.29.2008
8.24.2008
Helpful Hints #1
I mean, you could try to take 65% of everyone's money and call it a "Supplemental Monarchy Fee", but I bet someone would get pissed eventually.
Seedy Web Comic Fact:
When you find a head in an alley, it's best to not wonder about the torso. Just move on.
8.23.2008
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