Technological Threat #7: The "About Me" Section

I mean, how good is too good to be true? Some girls really do "enjoy sports, comedy, video games, cheap booze, doing nothing all day, and giving no-obligation beejays"......right??

R.M.T.S.L.P. -- by Chekkie!

Yeah, there's some iffy stuff in there. Just use your imaginatronifier...

Marriage is Not for Pussies

 

although, i'm having fun, for most people, this deal is a loser from the get go. it's a wonder anyone survives 5 years. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

 

I'm not real proud of this one. Although "Black Pearl" and "Pirates" could be construed a number of different ways. I don't even know what kind of sick deal #2 is. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

 

several of my personal favorites here. 16 candles is really for the imaginative readers only.  

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

you think #2 is involves roofies?

you nasty hags

 

one of the grossest things in the world, if you ask me. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

this is my favorite word game. got any others you've thought of?

i about spewed my coffee when the thought came to me as i handed "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" to my kid last week.

Problems: Everybody's got them, Part 4

is the problem the habitual tardiness? or the reality that i will not change it, ever? or the pride i feel for bucking the system?

uhh, what?

do not deny the truth

peeyoo!

Dinty Moore Beef Stew, in a can, baby

Gentlemen know to share the credit

hardy har har.

Dietary observation

Puntastic

Helpful Hints #1

I mean, you could try to take 65% of everyone's money and call it a "Supplemental Monarchy Fee", but I bet someone would get pissed eventually.

Seedy Web Comic Fact:

When you find a head in an alley, it's best to not wonder about the torso. Just move on.

Stupid cats 7

i guess my sweet cats make me forgetful. or forgiveful.

Another epic fail, NBC!

Seriously? Synchronized diving and water polo all day?

Strange Chekkie Facts:

It's true. I use the blackest magick to accomplish questionable goals.

Stupid cats 6

i mean, which is it... open or closed, dammit?

i'm sure they'd just had too much to drink

i took this picture through his window with my camera phone

Stupid cats 5

Really? smelly kids bother you?

this girl doesnt even HAVE kids. besides, kids can't smell that much after recess, not enough that you're scarred for life and have to tell everyone.

Stupid Cats 4

more true stories of my idiot cats

My Poor Body

Easy ladies, easy...one at a time!

Ahh, to Dream...

How badassular could it get? Well, when Capt. Chimp Chimpley and the Hon. Judge Ape Vigoda chose their weapons, they both passed on the jagged, angular rocks and chose musket pistols! It's like they're evolving right before my eyes...in my mind.

Problems: Everybody's Got Them, part 3

Stupid hockey puck.

My Problems With Girls - #1

Nothing in this world is fair.

My Girlfriend is Swedish!

Yeah, she's digital...but she's got all the right buttons, baby!

Friends Are Stupid

It's tough to trust people. Especially when everyone is a prick.

Problems: Everybody's Got Them, part 2

this is what i'm talking about. i'm really getting the self assessment thing down.

Problems: Everybody's Got Them

i am in the process of evaluating everything that is wrong with me, and i intend to document it all here, and transform it in to some kind of quasi-entertainment for all mankind. That's pretty self-aggrandizing and lofty.... i better write that down too.

Maybe all that hardware is overkill

i'm sure something good will be on any time now.

get the phone

i'm too busy. you get it.

snip it off as a gift

Stupid Cats 3

not exactly a rare ritual

what did you say?

figured it out

seeing a little too much of this lately.

seriously serious this time