Technological Threat #7: The "About Me" Section

I mean, how good is too good to be true? Some girls really do "enjoy sports, comedy, video games, cheap booze, doing nothing all day, and giving no-obligation beejays"......right??

R.M.T.S.L.P. -- by Chekkie!

Yeah, there's some iffy stuff in there. Just use your imaginatronifier...