Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

this is my favorite word game. got any others you've thought of?

i about spewed my coffee when the thought came to me as i handed "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" to my kid last week.

Problems: Everybody's got them, Part 4

is the problem the habitual tardiness? or the reality that i will not change it, ever? or the pride i feel for bucking the system?