Dinty Moore Beef Stew, in a can, baby

Gentlemen know to share the credit

hardy har har.

Dietary observation

Puntastic

Helpful Hints #1

I mean, you could try to take 65% of everyone's money and call it a "Supplemental Monarchy Fee", but I bet someone would get pissed eventually.

Seedy Web Comic Fact:

When you find a head in an alley, it's best to not wonder about the torso. Just move on.