Charm. it's what distinguishes a Man

The Autopsy Results tell all

after complete review of the autopsy results, the coroner has issued the following statement.

Steve Vai had a lot of us fooled

it only makes sense! why the hell did i not notice this before? no one else would have a custom tri-neck guitar made, unless they had illicitly procured a additional appendage accomplice.

Mmmmm. You love the opaque glaze fluid

You fuckers would eat this shit for Lunch and Dinner.
Ever eaten La Choy? Ethiopians wouldn't eat that shit.

it's not really a fat joke

the family connection seems obvious now that i think about it

One Less Guest On Taco Night

it's going to take a lot of rubber gloves to clean that up. thanks, Shaquille.