Marriage is Not for Pussies

 

although, i'm having fun, for most people, this deal is a loser from the get go. it's a wonder anyone survives 5 years. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

 

I'm not real proud of this one. Although "Black Pearl" and "Pirates" could be construed a number of different ways. I don't even know what kind of sick deal #2 is. 

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

 

several of my personal favorites here. 16 candles is really for the imaginative readers only.  

Real Movies That Sound Like Porn

you think #2 is involves roofies?

you nasty hags

 

one of the grossest things in the world, if you ask me.