5.22.2009

Good people don't flip off the elderly unprovoked.

 
i really did this. for like a month, at stoplights or on the highway. i remember honking at cars full of old people, and when they'd look over, BOINK! they'd get the bird, usually bobbing up and down like a sewing machine. i really got a kick out of the confusion/terror. i am a bad person.